Actually, I was doing a Tom Jones thing.

I was carrying raccoon medicine on me when the picture above was taken. We were trying to get more folks to stop and visit the Flipside Chupacabra Policia Yard Sale and Rockstar Trading Card Swap Meet here in Austin last Saturday morning. Since none of the gals would take off their tops, I volunteered to debase myself for profit. I tied my t-shirt up to reveal a sassy belly, put on the kick ass motorcycle helmet I bought from my friend Shanta and stood in the street performing studly poses reminiscent of Tom Jones. I didn't have any panties thrown at me, but one guy said he'd pay me to pull my shirt down. He caved at the last minute and sped away in his pick-up. I'm pretty sure I'd gotten the attention of his Jimmy. His face was a little red and I could see a rivulet of sweat running down his brow. I did manage to get one customer to stop. Afterwards, the CP Cockblocker General gracefully acknowledged that I'd won the "Dork of the Year" award.

"the Flipside Chupacabra Policia Yard Sale and Rockstar Trading Card Swap Meet"

Damn. I need to get out more!

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